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tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

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shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

(via sexdrugsdropthebass99)

Writing the dramatic death scene

1lostone:

maxkirin:

In your head:

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In paper:

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this made me laugh so hard because it’s so accurate.

(via radiantvibrations)